Welcome to Spooky Words Wednesday! Okay, it’s really Amaze-ing Words Wednesday, but since it’s HALLOWEEN, it seemed like a special version was warranted.
I’m personally not a big fan of the gore-and-gross and scare-your-pants-off aspects of Halloween, but plenty of people enjoy the fright and the creepiness of this season. Tonight there will be lots of people who visit haunted houses concocted from props, fake blood and guts, and dramatic flair. You may even be hosting one of those!
So what should a haunted house be named? Just “Haunted House”? Indeed the makers of these monster-and-mayhem mazes get creative when naming them too. If you need an extra-special name for your own haunted house, here is some inspiration. (Be prepared if you decide to click a link; most of the websites have sound effects.)
Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse, Conley, Georgia.
Basement of the Dead, Chicago, Illinois.
Butcher’s Hollow, Farmington, Missouri.
Cataclysmic Castle of Fear, Haverhill, Massachusetts.
Corner of Chaos, East Windsor, New Jersey.
Delirium, Weston, West Virginia.
Disturbia, Huntsville, Alabama.
Field of Screams, Mountville, Pennsylvania.
Fright Farm, Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota.
Frightmare, Westminster, Colorado.
Frightmore, Morrow, Georgia.
Headless Horseman Haunted House, Ulster Park, New York.
House of Blackbeard, Concord, California.
House of Torment, Austin, Texas.
Indy Screampark, Indianapolis, Indiana.
Insanitarium, Pinson, Alabama.
Panic Attack, Wilmington, North Carolina.
Scream Acres, Napoleon, Ohio.
Terrortown, Toledo, Ohio.
The Crypt, Phoenix, Arizona.
The Ghoullog, North Conway, New Hampshire.
The Mayhem Mansion, Morning View, Kentucky.
The Mortuary, New Orleans, Louisiana.
The Realm of Darkness, Pontiac, Michigan.
Trail of Fear, Lawton, Oklahoma.
Trapped in Purgatory, Staten Island, New York.
As for what I would name a haunted house, here are my ideas:
Scooby Doo’s Mystery Manor. Yep, that’s about the level of fright I want–enough to make Scooby jump into Shaggy’s arms and says, “Rud-roh.”
Party with the Paranormal. Bring on the vampires, werewolves, ghosts, zombies, etc., and let’s see how they amuse themselves on Halloween night.
The Junior High Dance. Just the thought of time-warping back there should be enough to make your nerves jump and your stomach shimmy.
Shock Block. Get a few houses on your block in on the deal, and this is a perfect name for the haunted house(s).
Roach Ranch. Actually, I would never name anything this, but if you want this particular gal to shudder from her scalp to her soles, the word “roach” anywhere in the title will do it.
The Graveyard. Seriously, why didn’t I find this one in my research? It’s simple, but effective.
What are some clever or creative names for haunted houses in your area? Have you ever hosted or worked with a haunted house? What suggestions for names do you have?