Welcome to Amazing Words Wednesday! Today, however, we are discussing some less-than-amazing words. Every year, Lake Superior University releases its List of Words to be Banished from the Queen’s English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness. Here’s a look at the 2013 list and my thoughts on each entry.
Fiscal cliff. How many of you have heard that the United States is on a fiscal cliff so many times that you secretly wish someone would push the politicians over already? This phrase gives perfectly good cliffs–from which you usually see stunning views–a bad name. Moreover, the word “fiscal” is only used in government and business contexts. We should step away from that “fiscal cliff,” or at least find a phrase that is simple, like “money crisis,” or perhaps trendy, like “financial apocalypse.”
Kick the can down the road. Kicking the can down the road means pushing an issue a little further out so you don’t have to deal with it for a few steps. At this point, however, some political issue cans have surely been kicked down not one road, not one highway, but around the world…twice. We’re sick of them “kicking the can,” and we’re sick of hearing about it.
Double down. I’m not a card player, but I understand this to be a Blackjack term meaning that you can double your bet after receiving your first two cards. Instead, this phrase is now used as increasing your efforts or focus (MacMillan). Does anyone else get a little nervous that a gambling term is used with such frequency among the people holding our tax money?
Job creators. Have you noticed that no one is an “employer” anymore? They are “job creators,” as if they gathered up some dust, formed it into jobs, and said, “Let there be workers!” Yes, I understand that entrepreneurs typically work hard and take risks to establish businesses that employ others. But on the other hand, they aren’t creating jobs out of thin air; they are hiring people to meet work demands they cannot fill by themselves. Somehow the phrase “job creator” connotes a pedestal status that the rest of us “created” are not comfortable with. I’m quite content with “employer” or “boss.”
Passion. Apparently, people are claiming that they are passionate about everything from ridding the world of hunger to their particular brand of lipstick. I happen to like the word “passion,” but we might want to make sure we know what it means before throwing it around all willy-nilly. It is “any powerful or compelling emotion or feeling, as love or hate” or “strong amorous feeling or desire; love; ardor.” However, it connotes a level of enthusiasm, zeal, and even obsession. So use it sparingly. Make sure you really are passionate about your passions.
YOLO. I had look this up. I’d never seen or heard that one! But it stands for “You Only Live Once.” I suspect this is getting high usage as an excuse for doing something you wouldn’t do if you paused long enough to use your full brain capacity. On the other hand, you do only live once, so make it good.
Spoiler Alert. I see this a lot. I actually appreciate being warned by someone who is about to give away an ending. I hate when someone ruins a book or movie that way! On the other hand, do we have another phrase we can use? Or should we stop spoiling the endings so often?
Bucket list. This is a popular euphemism for a “to-do list before I die” which gained popularity after the film of the same name with Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List, 2007). I have such a list, but I call it my 40 After 40 (forty things I decided to do after I turned 40 years old). Others call it a “life list”–which sounds more positive than “bucket list.” Who wants to be constantly thinking about their inevitable “kick the bucket” day, like it’s looming over you and you must get some things done before it arrives?
Trending. Trend used to be a noun. Now it’s a verb. Enough said.
Superfood. Here’s another one I haven’t heard. Maybe it’s because my cooking is meh, so no one ever uses the word “super” with “food” in my house. However, the Oxford English Dictionary defines superfood as “a food considered especially nutritious or otherwise beneficial to health and well-being.” Do we eat so many foods bad for us that blueberries are now considered “superfood”?
Boneless wings. Numerous restaurants have cropped up in recent years like Wings-N-More, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Wingstop. However, chicken wings have been a staple at Hooters for years (yes, I can hear all of the jokes now about the staple being breasts not wings at Hooters, thank you very much). Yanking out the bones has brought us “boneless wings”–which are all the rage. But while they are boneless, they are not wings (NYT). They are usually chunks of chicken breast. So that just makes these “chicken tenders” or “chicken nuggets” by another name.
Guru. The word “expert” has given way to “guru.” We get this word from the Hindi guru, which means teacher or priest (etymonline.com). In English, it has come to refer to anyone with specialized knowledge of any kind. But it’s like these famous quotes from The Incredibles (2004):
Helen (Mrs. Incredible): Everyone’s special, Dash.
Dash: Which is another way of saying no one is.
Syndrome (the villain): And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my inventions so that everyone can have powers. Everyone can be super! And when everyone’s super…no one will be.
Our overuse of the word “guru” has watered it down, made it less special. I like that author Kristen Lamb has rejected efforts to brand her as a “social media guru”; instead, she is known as “Social Media Jedi.” Let’s get creative, people!
What other words or phrases would you like to see banished? What words are trending so much that you want to double-down on your passionate efforts to send them off a cliff? And what do you think of the above list?